Story by Sparky Wienerdog, pictures by Max Haynes
Luna and I got special front-row tickets to the
Minneapolis Oktoberfest Dachshund Races,
put on by the local chapter of
Dachshunds Making A Difference.
It was a fund raiser for
Coast To Coast Dachshund Rescue
and our first time at the races.
"Put me in, Coach!" squealed Luna. She was ready to race the moment we got there. I had to remind her that she is a Dorkie, not a full-blooded Doxie, so she was "over-qualified".
And the competition was fierce!
If you were a squeaky toy, that is.
Athletic rubdowns and even some lick therapy was dispensed on the sidelines.
Are you ready to rumble?
Ladies and gentlemen, place your wienerdogs. . .
And they're off with a thunder of pawbeats! It's Lucky Lindy coming up on the rail, leading
Who'sYerDaddy by a nose!
Sure, she's in last place, but look at that form!
Uh oh, one contestant never made it out of the starting gates on the final round.
The pressure of defending his preliminary title was too much for him.
His Mom didn't care what place he got, so long as he finished the race and into her arms.
The important thing is that everybody got treats!
Next up was the costume contest. Luna and I entered, but we were outmatched by some fun pooch apparel.
These two were dressed as bottles of booze, whatever that is. Jameson Whiskey and Chivas (really "Cino") were their names.
Hey, it's Oktoberfest, not Lobsterfest!
And the grand prize for greatest humiliation, went to this gal, who was dressed as a dachmation.
It was all for a great cause-- finding homes for doxies like this little guy.
Dachshunds Making A Difference.
and
Coast To Coast Dachshund Rescue
are dedicated to putting stars in the eyes
of all the lonely dachshunds of the world.